CNN and MSNBC are going blue on Sundays. Tea-Bag Cooper and Rachel Madcow will host shows featuring live gay sex orgies. With features such as “Republican Sex” and webcams connected to orgies taking place in abandoned churches in Europe.
The New York Times has sold 49 percent ownership in the paper to the King of Saudi Arabia. The pinch is hurting us all. Turned down in Washington for a bail out(for now) the paper will only feature Paul Krugman and excerpts from the Koran. The fashion section will show this seasons latest burka styles(black bag or blue bag) and how pant suits are great for covering tattoos and sexuality.
Dressed to Kill