Archive for September, 2009

channel comedy

Posted in television, word-drum with tags , , on September 30, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Discovery Channel Comedy Ideas:

The Cash Cab is hijacked by a former contestant. He demands to play the game again. He wants the same questions. After winning the video bonus, he takes the cash and points his pistol at Ben. “Now you play Sukka” Ben loses the game and his job. The new host takes the cab to the Upper-West Side. The Cash Cab rakes in $37,000 that night.

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Bear Grills, Survivor Man and a Grizzly Bear go into a bar. The two men are Destroyed in Seconds. Mike Rowe has to clean up the mess.

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 Myth Busters are at the Gay Pride Parade in SF to prove that they aren’t Gay. After a half hour they are busted. (It happened in the Judy Garland Tribute Float).

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History Channel Comedy Ideas:

Hitler, Osama and Al Gore go into a bar.

It’s 200 years after people…they must be in Hell.

Turns out Al thought Hell was Earth. The warming he falsely warned us all about was coming from within. Was being married to Tipper and having to be around Hillary that bad? Now his Goggle stock was worthless and had no use for Solar Power.

It was Friday Night in Hell and all three played darts with Satan to win a 200 mile trip as an Ice Road Trucker. The only hitch was Rick (the screw-up from the show) would follow in the rear. If they don’t make the trip in the allotted time (and they won’t, with having to take care of Rick) they are forced to sit in a small room with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi…for a thousand years.

Al Gore’s dart lands in his foot. Hitler and Osama’s score is tied and they beat Satan. Both hit the road and get to cool off for a while. Rick’s truck crashes into them going down hill and they all end up under the frozen water. But don’t you know, an asteroid strikes the Earth, driving them back down to Satan.

It’s 200 years after people and evil can’t escape the flames of Hell.

national security strike

Posted in democrats, Iran, liberals, obama era, war with tags , , on September 28, 2009 by Word-Drum

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To all those working to keep America safe from the likes of Al Qaeda:

Please take a day off.

Call it a protest against the traitors in government working to aid all enemies of the good old USA. The traitors we call Democrats and Liberals.

They live all over the country but congregate on the Left Coast and the other Left Coast.

Let AQ or Iran strike SF or Boston (let’s leave Manhattan out of this). Not only will you end the talk of closing Gitmo, your jobs will be easier to do and some of those who think they can live in a “virtual world” will either be gone, or will wise up real fast.

Get your people out first, and you Police Officers and Fire Fighters try to get the rest of the Patriotic Americans out, leaving only traitors and the scum.

This action will also help to root out those Islamists and Leftists who have infiltrated the FBI, CIA, and other government agencies.

War is in the air. Why not try to direct it’s course rather than reacting to the game plan of the strengthening Axis of Evil.

We saw them on display at the UN this week. Missing only was Osama who phoned in a threatening message to Germany.(Seth MacFarlane was there representing Kim Jong Il.)

President Little Girl can’t cut it in the grown-up world. A little community organizing on your part could send this Chicago gang packing, and Reid and Pelosi running for their lives.      

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(Folks, don’t forget my tagline, borrowed from Barry Goldwater, and applied artistically to this blog.)

video: ornette – drums of war

Posted in music, video with tags , on September 27, 2009 by Word-Drum

Ornette Coleman, Billy Higgins and Charlie Haden tear it up. Don Cherry at this late date(1987), was not quite up to it like he used to be with this band, but Ornette picks up the slack.

I don’t know the title of the piece, but it sounds like the drums of war. Can you hear them?

sarko knows

Posted in Iran, news and politics, obama with tags on September 26, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Sarkozy: “We live in the real world, not the virtual world. And the real world expects us to take decisions.”

“President Obama dreams of a world without weapons … but right in front of us two countries are doing the exact opposite.

“Iran since 2005 has flouted five security council resolutions. North Korea has been defying council resolutions since 1993.

“I support the extended hand of the Americans, but what good has proposals for dialogue brought the international community? More uranium enrichment and declarations by the leaders of Iran to wipe a UN member state off the map,” he continued, referring to Israel.

The sharp-tongued French leader even implied that Mr Obama’s resolution 1887 had used up valuable diplomatic energy.

“If we have courage to impose sanctions together it will lend viability to our commitment to reduce our own weapons and to making a world without nuke weapons,” he said.

Mr Sarkozy has previously called the US president’s disarmament crusade “naive.”

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hat tip Black Five

ass in your face

Posted in Islam, news and politics, obama era with tags on September 25, 2009 by Word-Drum

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                        Islam Over All and Today’s Trail of Terror

Atlas Shrugs:

“Islam In the Capital, the Culture, Colonization”

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hannah the angel

Posted in news and politics, word-drum with tags , on September 18, 2009 by Word-Drum

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guest blogger: Dirty Floor

[Dirty Floor is a guy I let sleep under my car once in a while. You might remember him. He used to live in Ohio where he famously received crack from ACORN to cast votes for Democrats.

He saw Hannah Giles on TV, the hottie that cracked ACORN wide open. He keeps trying to get in my apartment to see if she is on Fox News. I only let him in to make this blog post, so he would stop bugging me.]

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“Dirty Floor here. Dude let me do the blog dog thing. Man if I only knew what kind of plays my CORN peeps were down with. I have more business ideas than most people think. First thing is my own [crack] line. Put Mr. Long Death [his crack dealer] out on the street like me. Think I like sleeping under people’s cars!?”

“Miss Hannah Giles, if you can hear me, I would like to go on a date with you.” [I tried to explain to him that she was only playing a hooker.]

“I’d take a bath first. My real name ain’t Dirty Floor, it’s Florien Stain. My mama calls me Crack-Head, but I tell her it’s an alternative life-style that I choose to partake in. I think you would understand Hannah.”

[I tell him she is a nice conservative girl and would never go out with him. He sits in front of the keyboard not typing. I think he’s going to cry.]

“God Bless you Miss Hannah. I’ll pray for you. I see what you are trying to do: to clean up the filth. Hell, even old Dirty Floor can be shined-up and redeemed.”shawshank

“Them ACORN bitches (pardon my language Angel) got enough sense to be in business legit. So does my nephew who went with the thug life to get paid. He’s got a head for figures and business. I’d like to see that boy straighten out, and set up in a nice house with his family. Where no one can take it away from him…or take his life. Them politicians been playing folks for too long. I thank my friend here for letting me send you a message. I knew you were an Angel when I saw you on TV. I will talk to Pastor John, and ask God to forgive me, and pray every day for you.”

never a red, just well read

Posted in politics, word-drum with tags , , , on September 16, 2009 by Word-Drum

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For purposes of this blog, I have played up my “Leftist” past.

It only lasted about three years. As I was first a Zappist, I could never commit to anything as bogus as Socialism.

Human Rights brought me in (not the chicks, I was lucky enough as a Teaching Assistant). One thing that pushed me away from the Left was Political Correctness. It was so boring.

If you are already on the Left, why did we have to keep hearing the same shit, over and over!?

That’s why the commies moved from Political Correctness to “Environmentalism.” That shit was weak. Politically_Correct_Comic

It was in 1980-1983, when I was a graduate student at Columbia University in New York. It was there that I worked as a Campus Community Organizer.

The political action group I was in, worked with many different groups, but never directly with the hard Left, like the Workers World Party or The Revolutionary Communist Party. I thought these people were nuts, or Agent Provocateurs.

I’ve always been a radio freak and that medium has always been very influential. I was tuned in to WBAI, a listener (and the Left) supported station. They had some compelling hosts and the subject matter seemed really important.

After a couple of years, the repetitiveness and almost total lack of broadcasting standards, together with the preponderance of Reggae Music, drove me away.

After I finished my studies and had a real impact with my political action, all I did was write songs and rhymes to express my lefty views. Being on the Left after the Islamic Revolution in Iran helped temper a full embrace of its anti-American nature.

The moment had passed for both me and the radio station. Reagan was President and I am only sorry now that I could not then appreciate his greatness.

I used to read Marx, the Frankfurt School, The Daily Worker, The Guardian, had subscriptions to The Nation, Mother Jones and Covert Action, read the New York Times cover to cover, and deserve a medal for reading all of Noam Chomsky’s torturous political books…but I knew America would always be a capitalist country. We were still Anti-Communist back in the 80s.

I must congratulate the Reds, they have come a long way… 
God help the rest of us. ObamaCommieDictator

[Yes, I was at Columbia at the same time as the President. One day he will pay me back for that bag of weed we split!]

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