Archive for September, 2009

channel comedy

Posted in television, word-drum with tags , , on September 30, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Discovery Channel Comedy Ideas:

The Cash Cab is hijacked by a former contestant. He demands to play the game again. He wants the same questions. After winning the video bonus, he takes the cash and points his pistol at Ben. “Now you play Sukka” Ben loses the game and his job. The new host takes the cab to the Upper-West Side. The Cash Cab rakes in $37,000 that night.

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Bear Grills, Survivor Man and a Grizzly Bear go into a bar. The two men are Destroyed in Seconds. Mike Rowe has to clean up the mess.

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 Myth Busters are at the Gay Pride Parade in SF to prove that they aren’t Gay. After a half hour they are busted. (It happened in the Judy Garland Tribute Float).

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History Channel Comedy Ideas:

Hitler, Osama and Al Gore go into a bar.

It’s 200 years after people…they must be in Hell.

Turns out Al thought Hell was Earth. The warming he falsely warned us all about was coming from within. Was being married to Tipper and having to be around Hillary that bad? Now his Goggle stock was worthless and had no use for Solar Power.

It was Friday Night in Hell and all three played darts with Satan to win a 200 mile trip as an Ice Road Trucker. The only hitch was Rick (the screw-up from the show) would follow in the rear. If they don’t make the trip in the allotted time (and they won’t, with having to take care of Rick) they are forced to sit in a small room with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi…for a thousand years.

Al Gore’s dart lands in his foot. Hitler and Osama’s score is tied and they beat Satan. Both hit the road and get to cool off for a while. Rick’s truck crashes into them going down hill and they all end up under the frozen water. But don’t you know, an asteroid strikes the Earth, driving them back down to Satan.

It’s 200 years after people and evil can’t escape the flames of Hell.

national security strike

Posted in democrats, Iran, liberals, obama era, war with tags , , on September 28, 2009 by Word-Drum

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To all those working to keep America safe from the likes of Al Qaeda:

Please take a day off.

Call it a protest against the traitors in government working to aid all enemies of the good old USA. The traitors we call Democrats and Liberals.

They live all over the country but congregate on the Left Coast and the other Left Coast.

Let AQ or Iran strike SF or Boston (let’s leave Manhattan out of this). Not only will you end the talk of closing Gitmo, your jobs will be easier to do and some of those who think they can live in a “virtual world” will either be gone, or will wise up real fast.

Get your people out first, and you Police Officers and Fire Fighters try to get the rest of the Patriotic Americans out, leaving only traitors and the scum.

This action will also help to root out those Islamists and Leftists who have infiltrated the FBI, CIA, and other government agencies.

War is in the air. Why not try to direct it’s course rather than reacting to the game plan of the strengthening Axis of Evil.

We saw them on display at the UN this week. Missing only was Osama who phoned in a threatening message to Germany.(Seth MacFarlane was there representing Kim Jong Il.)

President Little Girl can’t cut it in the grown-up world. A little community organizing on your part could send this Chicago gang packing, and Reid and Pelosi running for their lives.      

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(Folks, don’t forget my tagline, borrowed from Barry Goldwater, and applied artistically to this blog.)

video: ornette – drums of war

Posted in music, video with tags , on September 27, 2009 by Word-Drum

Ornette Coleman, Billy Higgins and Charlie Haden tear it up. Don Cherry at this late date(1987), was not quite up to it like he used to be with this band, but Ornette picks up the slack.

I don’t know the title of the piece, but it sounds like the drums of war. Can you hear them?

sarko knows

Posted in Iran, news and politics, obama with tags on September 26, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Sarkozy: “We live in the real world, not the virtual world. And the real world expects us to take decisions.”

“President Obama dreams of a world without weapons … but right in front of us two countries are doing the exact opposite.

“Iran since 2005 has flouted five security council resolutions. North Korea has been defying council resolutions since 1993.

“I support the extended hand of the Americans, but what good has proposals for dialogue brought the international community? More uranium enrichment and declarations by the leaders of Iran to wipe a UN member state off the map,” he continued, referring to Israel.

The sharp-tongued French leader even implied that Mr Obama’s resolution 1887 had used up valuable diplomatic energy.

“If we have courage to impose sanctions together it will lend viability to our commitment to reduce our own weapons and to making a world without nuke weapons,” he said.

Mr Sarkozy has previously called the US president’s disarmament crusade “naive.”

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hat tip Black Five

ass in your face

Posted in Islam, news and politics, obama era with tags on September 25, 2009 by Word-Drum

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                        Islam Over All and Today’s Trail of Terror

Atlas Shrugs:

“Islam In the Capital, the Culture, Colonization”

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hannah the angel

Posted in news and politics, word-drum with tags , on September 18, 2009 by Word-Drum

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guest blogger: Dirty Floor

[Dirty Floor is a guy I let sleep under my car once in a while. You might remember him. He used to live in Ohio where he famously received crack from ACORN to cast votes for Democrats.

He saw Hannah Giles on TV, the hottie that cracked ACORN wide open. He keeps trying to get in my apartment to see if she is on Fox News. I only let him in to make this blog post, so he would stop bugging me.]

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“Dirty Floor here. Dude let me do the blog dog thing. Man if I only knew what kind of plays my CORN peeps were down with. I have more business ideas than most people think. First thing is my own [crack] line. Put Mr. Long Death [his crack dealer] out on the street like me. Think I like sleeping under people’s cars!?”

“Miss Hannah Giles, if you can hear me, I would like to go on a date with you.” [I tried to explain to him that she was only playing a hooker.]

“I’d take a bath first. My real name ain’t Dirty Floor, it’s Florien Stain. My mama calls me Crack-Head, but I tell her it’s an alternative life-style that I choose to partake in. I think you would understand Hannah.”

[I tell him she is a nice conservative girl and would never go out with him. He sits in front of the keyboard not typing. I think he’s going to cry.]

“God Bless you Miss Hannah. I’ll pray for you. I see what you are trying to do: to clean up the filth. Hell, even old Dirty Floor can be shined-up and redeemed.”shawshank

“Them ACORN bitches (pardon my language Angel) got enough sense to be in business legit. So does my nephew who went with the thug life to get paid. He’s got a head for figures and business. I’d like to see that boy straighten out, and set up in a nice house with his family. Where no one can take it away from him…or take his life. Them politicians been playing folks for too long. I thank my friend here for letting me send you a message. I knew you were an Angel when I saw you on TV. I will talk to Pastor John, and ask God to forgive me, and pray every day for you.”

never a red, just well read

Posted in politics, word-drum with tags , , , on September 16, 2009 by Word-Drum

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For purposes of this blog, I have played up my “Leftist” past.

It only lasted about three years. As I was first a Zappist, I could never commit to anything as bogus as Socialism.

Human Rights brought me in (not the chicks, I was lucky enough as a Teaching Assistant). One thing that pushed me away from the Left was Political Correctness. It was so boring.

If you are already on the Left, why did we have to keep hearing the same shit, over and over!?

That’s why the commies moved from Political Correctness to “Environmentalism.” That shit was weak. Politically_Correct_Comic

It was in 1980-1983, when I was a graduate student at Columbia University in New York. It was there that I worked as a Campus Community Organizer.

The political action group I was in, worked with many different groups, but never directly with the hard Left, like the Workers World Party or The Revolutionary Communist Party. I thought these people were nuts, or Agent Provocateurs.

I’ve always been a radio freak and that medium has always been very influential. I was tuned in to WBAI, a listener (and the Left) supported station. They had some compelling hosts and the subject matter seemed really important.

After a couple of years, the repetitiveness and almost total lack of broadcasting standards, together with the preponderance of Reggae Music, drove me away.

After I finished my studies and had a real impact with my political action, all I did was write songs and rhymes to express my lefty views. Being on the Left after the Islamic Revolution in Iran helped temper a full embrace of its anti-American nature.

The moment had passed for both me and the radio station. Reagan was President and I am only sorry now that I could not then appreciate his greatness.

I used to read Marx, the Frankfurt School, The Daily Worker, The Guardian, had subscriptions to The Nation, Mother Jones and Covert Action, read the New York Times cover to cover, and deserve a medal for reading all of Noam Chomsky’s torturous political books…but I knew America would always be a capitalist country. We were still Anti-Communist back in the 80s.

I must congratulate the Reds, they have come a long way… 
God help the rest of us. ObamaCommieDictator

[Yes, I was at Columbia at the same time as the President. One day he will pay me back for that bag of weed we split!]

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rep. joe wilson: passion of the patroit

Posted in news and politics with tags on September 15, 2009 by Word-Drum

Stand with Rep. Joe Wilson(R SC). His four sons all serve in the Military. He worked on the bills concerning illegal immigrants. What else do you need to know?

video: camp joyce, afghanistan

Posted in military, video, war with tags , on September 15, 2009 by Word-Drum

hat tip War News Updates

the jumper

Posted in 9/11, Islam, Israel, war, word-drum with tags , , , on September 13, 2009 by Word-Drum

A brutal act of war (9/11) has brought this blog to life this week. Thousands visited Word-Drum, mostly to see this photo:

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No matter the sex, nationality, or political affiliation of the jumper, he or she, is on the minds of many people.

While the Left is now directing energy to stop the fight against the Taliban and to pull all Coalition Forces out of Afghanistan. They haven’t given the jumper a second thought.

Perusing some Mil-Blogs, especially comments from Military Personnel and Vets, my own belief is reinforced: that the fight must be maintained and American and other Coalition Forces must remain in the region.

But like Iraq, I won’t be killed or wounded, and don’t like being an arm-chair general, or playing God. But that never stopped me before. My position will only change when the Islamists declare an end to the jihad against the West (this won’t happen unless they are defeated. Takiyah allows Muslims to lie to us and remain faithful to Islam.)

The Bush Administration beat the hell out of Al Qaeda. I have been over stating the Islamic Problem for years…just incase. But with our current Administration, my prediction of a major strike on America, one year after the election of a Democrat President (I thought it would be Hellary at the time) is still good.

When Israel strikes Iran, oil prices will skyrocket, hello Hezbos: blowing shit up and killing as many innocents as possible. They might even come up from Venezuela along with other Red Armies, Along with Iranian or NoKo nukes striking cities or setting off an EMP attack. All this in the middle of a civil war set off by a Leftist takeover of America.

2010 will be a bitch.

I can see the plane coming. The building is fine now, but what’s that plane up to?

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Posted in 9/11 with tags , on September 11, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Looking  at the world
from  a  foyer  in   the
World   Trade  Center
on a sunny New York
day   was  a  glorious
experience.   City folk
don’t have  mountains
and    vast      deserts.
They    create  a    new
nature that can   rival
even    God’s  creation.
I  have  thought    too
long  on  the   way  so
many  were  burnt  to
a crisp then ground to
dust   and spread over
the city, but the archi-
tectural  loss   is   also
great. There were free
concerts  in  the  once
beautiful    court-yard
where  the poor souls
landed after  jumping.
Gone the echo of  life.
9/11 was not only the
worst  attack  in  U.S.
history,   it  was   the
stupidest  thing  ever.
We  are   missing  our
Towers like the loved-
ones   miss  the   slain
and we will not forget.

(first posted 2007)

In the name of Allah, Al Qaeda attacked America. In the name of God, we will never forget.

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political drum

Posted in democrats, economy, history, politics, republicans with tags , on September 8, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Since the dawn of the Progressives, more than a century ago, the reason for Republicans is to stop Democrats.

RINOs must be made extinct. They have started mating with, instead of eating their prey. Red-Dog Repubeicans like Snowe, must be abandoned in the woods… in the dead of Winter.

This time we won’t be dragged into a Depression by Progressives. ‘The Forgotten Man’ will shine when the Spring comes. We don’t need no stinkin’ leaders. They will need conservatives if they want to win.

video: jim hanson (uncle jimbo)

Posted in Iran, Israel, military, news and politics with tags , , , on September 8, 2009 by Word-Drum

One of the best, and most articulate Military Experts out there, Uncle J (Black Five) gives President O some advice…

Happy Labor Day Word-Drummers!

“A champion of the working man has never yet been known to die of overwork.”

Robert Frost

power to the people

Posted in 9/11, news and politics, obama era, politics with tags , on September 6, 2009 by Word-Drum

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American Patriots will gather in my town on September 11th.

The last Tea Party was great and I expect the energy to be higher this time. Here are some slogans I will write on my placard:

STOP THE REDS
EAT THE GREENS

                   SUPPORT THE TROOPS
                   NOT THE BUMS

                                      PRESIDENT OSAMA
                                      GO HOME

we will never know

Posted in democrats, economy, enviro-marxists, liberals, obama era, politics with tags , on September 5, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Why does shit smell so sweet to liberals?

They have their heads up their ass and they love the smell. Like Trey Parker’s residents of San Francisco, they have no self esteem issues and drink in the stench.

thumbnailCA48X7JQBut when I get near them they smell like shit. Shit comes out of their mouths to expose what they are: communists, traitors, religious bigots(except Islam), totalitarian, eugenicists, lovers of dictators and tyrants, and anything Anti-American.

There was a foul smell coming from FaceBook when I was informed by an ass dweller that the Demonrat Health Care bill was ”beyond Left and Right, it was a HUMANITARIAN issue.“

They’ll wreck our country and bring the whole world down. They’ll turn America into a pre-industrial serfdom, and blame George Bush (and feel really great about their insight).

thumbnailCAKIIRVTSure, most of them won’t survive the hardship they are foisting on us now with legislation to “fundamentally transform” the freedom we were promised in the Constitution.

There is no consolation in the thought of them starving or being killed by invaders or the desperate. Finished off by those who are not as gay as them, since their only weapon is a stretched out asshole and a foul smell.

cold water on alinsky

Posted in democrats, enviro-marxists, news and politics, obama era with tags , , on September 4, 2009 by Word-Drum

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After we take down the commie Van Jones, onward we go to all the President’s men…including Hillary!

video: marines in iraq 2009

Posted in military, video, war with tags , , on September 4, 2009 by Word-Drum

God Bless CPL Andre Williams USMC and his family. Hoorah and Semper Fi to all of our Marines. You did a hell-of-a job in Iraq. Fuck Hollywood and the liberal pukes, God loves you, as do millions of Americans and Iraqis.

j-lew: smile and the world loves you

Posted in democrats, history, news and politics, obama era with tags , on September 2, 2009 by Word-Drum

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The Smiling Demagogue of the Age by James Lewis

“A man may smile, and smile, and be a villain,” wrote Shakespeare in Hamlet. That is even truer today, in the age of mass media, when demagogues can be elected president on the strength of their nice smiles and sucker-tailored sales pitches.

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why rush rules

Posted in media, talk radio with tags , , on September 1, 2009 by Word-Drum

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Have you noticed how the egotism of the TV or radio host grows with their ratings?

But Rush Limbaugh started with a healthy large ego and has remained consistent. Giving the listener EIB and balancing his bravado.

On TV, O’Reilly the Moderate, lost me a long time ago.(Three Cheers for Laura Ingrahm!) But now even Glenn Beck is growing tedious. The more their shows become about them, the worse they get.

On radio, Michael Savage is the worst. I used to hear some moments of brilliance on his show. He was very good with callers.

Broadcasting is like life: All things in moderation. The essential ego needed to do a talk show must remain in check. But Savage is like a crazy person and makes me nervous.

When we are plagued by commercial breaks every few minutes, to be selling your book all the time during the show, is bad form. So is trash talking your competitors. Rush never does that and has shorter commericial breaks than the rest.

Having been a DJ has served El Rushbo well (so has Paul Shanklin whose Obama imitation is priceless) and is no reason to mock the King of Talk Radio.

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