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Discovery Channel Comedy Ideas:

The Cash Cab is hijacked by a former contestant. He demands to play the game again. He wants the same questions. After winning the video bonus, he takes the cash and points his pistol at Ben. “Now you play Sukka” Ben loses the game and his job. The new host takes the cab to the Upper-West Side. The Cash Cab rakes in $37,000 that night.

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Bear Grills, Survivor Man and a Grizzly Bear go into a bar. The two men are Destroyed in Seconds. Mike Rowe has to clean up the mess.

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 Myth Busters are at the Gay Pride Parade in SF to prove that they aren’t Gay. After a half hour they are busted. (It happened in the Judy Garland Tribute Float).

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History Channel Comedy Ideas:

Hitler, Osama and Al Gore go into a bar.

It’s 200 years after people…they must be in Hell.

Turns out Al thought Hell was Earth. The warming he falsely warned us all about was coming from within. Was being married to Tipper and having to be around Hillary that bad? Now his Goggle stock was worthless and had no use for Solar Power.

It was Friday Night in Hell and all three played darts with Satan to win a 200 mile trip as an Ice Road Trucker. The only hitch was Rick (the screw-up from the show) would follow in the rear. If they don’t make the trip in the allotted time (and they won’t, with having to take care of Rick) they are forced to sit in a small room with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi…for a thousand years.

Al Gore’s dart lands in his foot. Hitler and Osama’s score is tied and they beat Satan. Both hit the road and get to cool off for a while. Rick’s truck crashes into them going down hill and they all end up under the frozen water. But don’t you know, an asteroid strikes the Earth, driving them back down to Satan.

It’s 200 years after people and evil can’t escape the flames of Hell.

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