obama’s drive

Obama’s halling down the highway. With him is his crew. He’s past the limit and is itching to floor it.

“Feel the power.” he tells them.

“All I do is press down on the gas pedal and all of us will be flying.”

Nasty Nancy says “Oh yes. Yes!”

Horrible Harry knows he should say something. He’s preoccupied with his ailing wife and daughter. In spite of his name, he is only a man. Obama offers him more power, and all he can think of is his family.

“Eh yes sir.” he mumbles.

“Stay with me Harry.” Obama tells him.

“Be in this moment. This is bigger than any one of us. Do you feel the electricity!? We are the instruments of history. Even if our promises are not kept, we will still have the power and control.”

“Here we go.”

He floors it. They fly by Demon Pass. The passengers now have no control over the driver. They all start to think of their families and even review their lives as if they were going to die.

Thankfully they are pulled over. Only Obama is not relieved. Turns out he didn’t even have a drivers license.

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