losers for freedom

Do you get Food Stamps, yet you’re overweight? Did your girl-friend throw you out leaving you homeless? Did you vote for Obama?

Do you call yourself a jazz-musician yet you live where people prefer other kinds of music? Did you think you were some-kind-of genius but you couldn’t convince enough people to agree with you?

Do you feel out of place at a Tea Party? Republicans think you are a pan-handler. You show up to say a prayer at Church or Synagogue and they think you’re a terrorist.

“Do you hate people?

I don’t hate them…I just feel better when they’re not around.”

— Charles Bukowski

You should join LFF(Losers For Freedom). We are the ones you’ve been waiting for.

We will pick up the stragglers and also help clear the way for the coming Conservative Revolution. In doing so we shall redeem ourselves for our past sins.

We might continue to sin, but our hearts will be with the those on the straight and narrow.

It’s like being a Democrat, except we’ll be on God’s side.

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