the tea party players: guerilla theatre

 

        Zombies hate corporations but love their products…     
                                    Stupid Zombie!

Tea Party Players dressed as Zombies invade the Occupy Wall Street demonstration. They all wear ipods and carry iphones, ipads and sport ishoes. The products are all labeled with the corporation that produces them. They look like zombie race car drivers covered in endorsements.

Together they mumble-sing:

“Millionaires, Billionaires: Yum Yum Yum.”

“Chew them up like bubble gum.”

Holding their arms out they mingle in the crowd and try to get the protesters to join them in Zombie behavior.

More and more Zombies move into the crowd of demonstrators. On a signal the Zombies all shoot blood from their mouths. They rush the stage and demand to speak to the crowd. Much chaos ensues and many of the cocky little communists decide to go home and take a shower. The air clears on Wall Street as the smelly hippies lose control to the stealth Patriots who strip off their ghoulish attire and wave American flags.

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