Archive for February 7, 2012

monkey biz

Posted in media, politics, word-drum with tags on February 7, 2012 by Word-Drum

Word-Drum is now hiring monkeys to write all future blog posts.

A position is also available for Newt Gingrich, as long as he works exclusively for Word-Drum Industries, and drops out of the race for the Republican nomination.

SUBMITT NEWT, GET RICH

We need a BIG IDEA to launch us into becoming a media conglomerate. On the other hand, THE COUNTRY DOESN’T NEED ANYMORE STINKIN’ BIG IDEAS COMING FROM WASHINGTON D.C.

small is beautiful

To work at the blog if you are a Simian-American, you must at least have a basic understanding of Republican politics…say on the level of the average TV news presenter. Your pay will not be comparable to them, but your insight will be just as valuable.

This expansion should ensure the continuance of bohemian conservatism. Since Word-Drum himself has lost his blogging muse. He loved Sarah and now likes Santorum. Neither one can win in The Land Of The Lost. The vultures will turn a decent man like Romney into a monster.

Stay tuned for more artful insight coming from not just one lone musician, but from a group of crap-slinging monkeys.

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