make my business your business

You’re right Mr. President, I didn’t make my business.

I’m trying to build it, but I need your help. It’s not taking off without you. I do appreciate the road to my school but I need more.

Please send me a new printer and money for advertising. I can’t pay the rent right now so I need help with that too.

Mr. President, if you don’t think a music school is important enough for the Collective, I could change the name to The Palestinian Liberation Center and School of Music.

The doors would be open once a week to Anti-Israel Groups. They could plan demonstrations and boycotts (for Social Justice).

If that’s not enough to warrant your support, Fridays could be Green days. Every lesson and workshop will also include a short lecture on the dangers of Global Warming.

And the clincher Mr. President: You can count on my support in your reelection campaign. As an aspiring small business owner, I would gladly forgo paying my bills for a while to scratch your back. Now scratch mine.