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I keep seeing 9:11 when I look at my clock. It’s trying to tell me something.

It happens sometimes twice a day.

Are you serious?

My clock says 9:11 twice a day too. It means that your clock works.

It works alright. It’s talking to me.

In Russian?

No. It’s telling me that 9-11 means something.

What could it mean?

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[It’s 2099. There are no public search engines. ‘Google’ now means to be searched out by the government, then the Chinese get your organs and any salvageable body parts. The contents of your brain are downloaded to a cloud, and the search is complete.]

Maybe the old man knows what it means.

Hussein!

The old man opens his curtains and speaks to his neighbor.

Yes. I’m here.

Does 9:11 mean anything to you?

9:11? 50 years ago, some had phones. You could call anyone and they could call you. We were told to call 911 to report all crime and unpatriotic behavior.

[Now there is no opposition, and crime is unreported. There is no need to contact the authorities.]

Could it mean something else?

Yes it could my friend.

9-11-2001, nearly one hundred years ago, Prince Osama is said to have sent a message of greeting to the whole world, welcoming them to the new century… on that date.

It was a joyous time of celebration and peace.

And now we are again entering a new century, do you think another saintly message will come Hussein…and bring joy back to the Obamaland ?[-what most people call America in 2099.]

If it is Allah’s will, my friend.

Gurtek, down at the Laundry, told me all the government officials have left the East Coast, just like before the war. [World War IV lasted 2 days. WW III really took the steam out of the world’s fighting forces and weapons systems.]

The Socialist Islamic States of America have traveled a long road. From our founding by Marx and Mohammed, to The One who saved us from the Capitalists. BH Obama, to his great grandson, MF Obama, have kept us alive.

Strepchik the super, told me that everything we were told about our history is wrong. It’s all lies.

He’s crazy.

He said those Capitalist weren’t so bad. And neither were the Christians.

When did he tell you that?

Last week.

He’s probably been Googled by now. Too bad, he me owed 20 cloppers.

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[In 2045, these founders of the New American Revolution were dubbed: “The Heroes of Bengazi.” No one now knows why.]

Then the old man stood up (something he never did). He pointed at them.

You will all die tomorrow Infidels. I told you to come to Allah. Yet you go along without praying. Yes, you have given us Muslims everything we want in Obamaland, but it is not enough.

The destruction of Israel was only a short lived delight. But there is too much unholiness in this world. It is not fit for Muslims, and we will destroy it all…tomorrow.

At what time?

9:11 a.m.

I knew it.

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