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rent-a-racist

Posted in democrats, liberals, new things, news and politics with tags on February 22, 2019 by Word-Drum

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Are you a White male actor looking for a gig?

RENT- A-RACIST, the California based company, has a job for you. (These are temp jobs.)

This growing company is expanding it’s operations to Chicago. Events in the news, show the lack of high quality talent in the Windy City.

—- ATTENTION LIBERALS —-

We at Rent-a-Racist, can ensure that our racists are authentic (actors), that know how to look and play the part.

Whatever your reason, choose Rent-A-Racist, for your next hoax.

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autoblog

Posted in Internet, new things, word-drum on September 16, 2013 by Word-Drum

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AutoBlog

This product will allow the user to maintain a blog without having to think up blog posts.

For this blog, we just apply the characterization: Right-Wing or Conservative; or a more personal characterization: Conservative Counter-Culture…

and let AutoBlog do the rest.

It will produce posts complete with beautiful photos, layouts, and perfect grammar.

Example:

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OBAMA: LEADER FOR THE WORLD?

Fumbling and bumbling is making this world unsafe. Unless you are a FOB (friend of Obama). Muslim Brotherhood… Dead Christians in the Middle-East…

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Too grumpy: Try adding the humor application to any given subject.

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SPITZER AND WEINER TO MARRY

In an all out effort to win the important gay vote in New York City, the two politicians will be married in Vermont.

Huma is supporting Weiner. In her culture the man can have many partners and she will follow in Hillary’s footsteps… up the ladder to success.

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losers for freedom

Posted in conservatives, jazz music, new things, word-drum with tags on September 23, 2010 by Word-Drum

Do you get Food Stamps, yet you’re overweight? Did your girl-friend throw you out leaving you homeless? Did you vote for Obama?

Do you call yourself a jazz-musician yet you live where people prefer other kinds of music? Did you think you were some-kind-of genius but you couldn’t convince enough people to agree with you?

Do you feel out of place at a Tea Party? Republicans think you are a pan-handler. You show up to say a prayer at Church or Synagogue and they think you’re a terrorist.

“Do you hate people?

I don’t hate them…I just feel better when they’re not around.”

— Charles Bukowski

You should join LFF(Losers For Freedom). We are the ones you’ve been waiting for.

We will pick up the stragglers and also help clear the way for the coming Conservative Revolution. In doing so we shall redeem ourselves for our past sins.

We might continue to sin, but our hearts will be with the those on the straight and narrow.

It’s like being a Democrat, except we’ll be on God’s side.

hair america

Posted in democrats, media, new things, talk radio with tags , , on January 25, 2010 by Word-Drum

              

Air America has been cut but Hair America is growing like a full bodied bouffant. The new radio network will feature Rod ‘Presley’ Blogojevich and John ‘Slip & Fall’ ‘Baby Daddy’ Edwards. They are in negotiations with The Donald.

Air America was hard to listen to and the hosts had bad to mediocre hair. Hair America promises to leave you feeling silky smooth and will give the confidence to achieve all your goals, no matter how sordid, and still be considered as a possible Presidential candidate for the Democratic Party.

breitbart can do it

Posted in media, new things, obama era, television with tags , , , , on January 3, 2010 by Word-Drum

Who else can come up with an alternative to The Fox News Channel?

For they are not all they’re cracked up to be.

Mr. Breitbart says he isn’t getting rich with all his endeavors. Maybe it’s time that conservatives help him increase his income. With all due respect to Roger Ailes and Capitalism, we need a smart, entertaining Cable TV News Channel to rival Fox News.

I had to add Julie Banderas to my list of people I don’t like there. She is a first rate broadcaster.[Update: I love Julie Banderas, just not her liberal politics. I remember her from her days as a local broadcaster in New York, when she wore glasses. She is as good as anyone on TV. ] But liberals bug me almost as much as that pounding music they play all the time when she gives the news.

Yesterday she showed how Liberalism makes you stupid. She kept calling profiling, in regards to the Undie Bomber: “Racial Profiling.” It’s not the same thing. BANG you’re dead Liberal! PCness Kills.

Bill O’Reilly, Shep Smith, Geraldo, Huckleberry, are only some of the people I can’t watch. Beck is starting to bug me too. Hannity doesn’t do it for me. I also have trouble listening to most of the female broadcasters. Their voices are too high or just annoying.

I can’t listen to Democrat Party Hacks on any station. Fox News is not live most of the time and can hardly be called 24/7. Reruns of news shows and talk radio don’t work. [Update 1-4-10 Beck is back and doing more good work] All in all, Mr. Ailes’ vision does not appeal to this conservative, even though they do sometimes do great work at the Blond News Network.

OK Andrew, let’s do this thing.

video: 72 raisons

Posted in Islam, new things, video with tags , on December 2, 2009 by Word-Drum

hat tip Anti Mullah

things az

Posted in media, new things, word-drum with tags , , , , on October 20, 2009 by Word-Drum

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                                         The Anti-NPR

My bunker is somewhere in Northern Arizona. I have long felt the need for a new radio station in the region. There is only one good station that you can receive on the AM band. On FM, turn up the volume and you’ll hear the sensitive people from NPR. imagesCATDXUH0

I have many ideas for producing good radio and trouncing the competition (except when they run Rush Limbaugh). Anyone with knowledge of broadcasting and how a signal can or can’t be sent over the mountains, as well as business, syndication and other pertinent matters, should contact me. At least let’s have a discussion.(Radio Station Notes here)

If anyone wants do a little hunting and or shooting, also contact me. No liberals.

word16drum@msn.com

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