Archive for the word-drum Category

home word

Posted in word-drum on April 16, 2014 by Word-Drum

Still too busy to blog about Opolitics. Working on a book “How I became…The Poorest Jew in America” Hope the success of the book will inspire the next book, “Amazing Musician’s Homes” featuring my compound and estate: Word-Drum Manor.
article-0-0E83C13B00000578-252_634x382
piano-house

autoblog

Posted in Internet, new things, word-drum on September 16, 2013 by Word-Drum

Automatic-Writing
AutoBlog

This product will allow the user to maintain a blog without having to think up blog posts.

For this blog, we just apply the characterization: Right-Wing or Conservative; or a more personal characterization: Conservative Counter-Culture…

and let AutoBlog do the rest.

It will produce posts complete with beautiful photos, layouts, and perfect grammar.

Example:

obama

OBAMA: LEADER FOR THE WORLD?

Fumbling and bumbling is making this world unsafe. Unless you are a FOB (friend of Obama). Muslim Brotherhood… Dead Christians in the Middle-East…

———————————————————————-

Too grumpy: Try adding the humor application to any given subject.

———————————————————————–

web_nyo-spitzer-weiner-nyc-races
SPITZER AND WEINER TO MARRY

In an all out effort to win the important gay vote in New York City, the two politicians will be married in Vermont.

Huma is supporting Weiner. In her culture the man can have many partners and she will follow in Hillary’s footsteps… up the ladder to success.

HumaAbedin_vogue

Copyright 2013 AutoBlog

theater of the underclass

Posted in art, economy, Internet, word-drum on July 14, 2013 by Word-Drum

th

The Portal

It seems the show has come to an end. The lights go down and the audience clears the theater.

But the author remains seated in the darkened room. He wants more, but since he has written no scenes, there is nothing.

He is preoccupied with the old ‘vicissitudes of life.’ His portal only containing the old dreams of the past. Yet he will not switch it off, since at one time, it was a dream come true.

His micro-battle has been lost, but the scratches of light, poetry, and images, continued the ‘art tripping’ that started long ago.

Those pesky vicissitudes have also long plagued him, like the need to create. Why else would he live in his humble garret for eight years, in a town which had no place for him?

He didn’t have to move, unlike the earlier more adventurous years. So he stayed. When the light of his portal went dim last November, he knew he had to relocate to a big city in order to have any chance of making a living

Here’s the preoccupation: making the move.

It’s the same as it was when he tried to returned to his country ten years earlier. He only intended to stay abroad for a year. But it turned into seven. Getting back is harder than going.

The last couple of years abroad he couldn’t save money to go back to his country and have a place to live, even though that was the reason he went there.

Finally an opportunity came for a plane ticket home and a hotel room for two weeks. Through the blessing of friendship he found his way to his tower. Two and a half years later he had to leave the Magic Kingdom in Westchester. He wasn’t that young, but went West.

He landed in what he now calls Jerkwater. He has a bad attitude and can’t really be bothered with more than teaching and finding work. Politics and Jihad will have to carry on without his comment.

His fondest memory of the last eight years was the opening of the portal. With it dimming, he lost his steady job. Now each month is a race he can’t win. God or The Liberals would have no mercy on his soul.

Even the Great Obama can’t help him, because he did not help in the Transformation, but felt it wrong. The portal told the whole story.

It’s now Fear and Loathing and Leaving Las Jerkwater. Diving into a new world where tourists throw-up in the streets: sick because of drunkenness or having lost all their doe.

He never cared for the place but had to hope that he could earn enough for a studio apartment and possibly more. And one day scratch again on the portal, all he felt and knew, in a way not seen on TV.

And that’s the show. It’s all he could come up with to keep the pilot-light burning for WordPress.

If you are there in the desert where Frank and Sammy used to sing and smoke, you won’t meet him at the casino, unless he’s performing. Now days they don’t have live performers and bands, but as we enter the End Times, he hopes there will be a short Renaissance. People will want more stirring of the soul.

Even as he writes this closing scene he wonders how to manage a move. He can only pray to God and The Liberals to see his worth, and save him.

occupy word-drum

Posted in democrats, word-drum with tags , on December 13, 2012 by Word-Drum

g121211b
The Workers who have made Word-Drum a major player in the blogosphere are now officially on strike.

We join with the greater Labor and Occupy Movement in demanding better living conditions.

As Community Organizers of the Internet, we are due certain rights and privileges:

1. Free food, clothing and housing.

(Blogging takes great concentration. An entire day can be spent on just a few words and choosing the right accompanying photo.)

An office will be required. It will be located in a fully stocked bomb shelter. The First Amendment does not come cheap.

2. A Blog Tszar (with direct access to the White House Staff, not just Bo the dog.)

3. You must join our union (WWPW- World Wide Percussion Workers)

              or we will kill you.

That’s right, stickin’ to the union doesn’t come cheap.

4. The removal of Word-Drum as the Shop Steward. It’s not fair since he takes all the profits for himself. As the only employee he had to take some bad acid (the name of his new band) to splinter his mind and go all Sybil, just to make some anti-union point.

This is Bongo. Word-Drum is trying to take back his blog but it’s too late.

Michigan is where he came from so he thinks the labor news from there is some kind of sign.

Obama! Obama! Go make some money Word-Drum, I need to watch my shows.

as relevant as…

Posted in obama era, word-drum on November 28, 2012 by Word-Drum

Bongo says:

           Word-Drum is as relevant as…

Talk Radio

The Founding Fathers

Art Tatum and Bud Powell

Scoop Jackson Democrats

Yasser Arafat’s old boy toys

Iconoclastic Composers like Frank Zappa

Meat and Potatos

happens every time

Posted in word-drum with tags , on November 11, 2012 by Word-Drum

If your looking for Word-Drum, he’s not here. He checked out.

It happens every time Obama is elected. I don’t know what his problem is, it’s just politics.

My name is Bongo. Dude-Drum couldn’t find a returning soldier (sailor, marine…) to blog in this space, so he left it to me.

He wanted me to tell you that the offer still stands: All This Can Be Yours.

This blog shit is cool. I saw that last Tuesday we had hundreds of hits from all around the world. There were over 80 from Greece. Greecers thought our election was pretty interesting. Guess they are having some problems and want to see how we handle ours.

Drum told me two billion dollars were spent on campaigning, and after all that, everything is the same. WTF.

Things be changin’ round here. I think Obama is cool. All you neo-con tea-baggers can just go away now.

I didn’t think Drum-Dude was funny at all. People don’t care about that jihad jazz and the conservative boho bunk.

He’ll probably take this post down. But it’s time for him and all the loser Republicans to wake up and smell the java.

Just chill and be cool.

The last thing Word-Drum wanted to say was to thank the veterans.

He thinks that with the way the country is now, too many Americans will let the tradition of Veterans Day slip away.

He told me there were close to two million who served in Iraq and Afghanistan and it seemed like only their families really cared.

Hate to be a downer, but I don’t care either. We gotta get over that Patroit stuff. You guys will have to learn the new way…and love it, and yourself.

Bongo Peace

writing the signs

Posted in economy, politics, word-drum on November 2, 2012 by Word-Drum

There’s a hush all around Word-Drum Industries. We are all waiting for the big result. We know there must be a landslide for Romney or the Demonrats will try to steal the election.

We are not a Foundation or a labor union. We want to go corporate or at least legitimate. The whole operation rests on routing the Left from power. We have awesome projections. We write the signs like blog posts. They say whatever we can imagine.

But the light goes out with a headlong rush into Socialism, that could be just around the corner.

Then, the actual signs must be read. That is how the path has been guided thus far. We read the signs and react. It’s a hopeless road to nowhere.

Finally a chance to write our own signs could happen in the Romney Recovery. If not, this is what we see:

 

 

Or this one:                         GERMAN WIFE.com

 

Go back to Europe
and play your funky blues

Go back to Europe
and play your funky blues

What if they don’t want you
look what they did to them other Jews.

 

Move to Washington DC
they got money to burn

Head out to Capital City
they got cash to burn

Live off the Spenders
fuck the ones that earn.

 

                             Hope and Chord Changes

 

The staff at Word Drum Industries knows you must bullshit liberals. They aren’t very good at it, but hunger gets them going. Only it is contrary to our goal to create a conservative counter culture.

Playing parties in DC and Virginia, and giving music lessons to children of bureaucrats, might pay the bills, but it would mark the end of bohemian-conservativism. That won’t fly there, or in New York, or San Francisco. People would find out about the political work of Word-Drum Industries. Bridges would burn before anyone even walked over them.

Let us write our signs and perhaps one day touch you dear reader with something out of our shop. It will probably be something with a good beat you can at least dance to.

It will be beautiful, only with the exit of the bullshit artist formally known as President Obummer…as he begins his talk show career after visiting the House of Saud (to thank them).