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the collective of the right

Posted in conservatives, democrats, Israel, liberals, news and politics, obama with tags on June 1, 2013 by Word-Drum

imagesA Collectivist stole my wallet.

I caught him when he fell down the stairs. I told him to give it back. He groaned “Property is theft. And I’m suing you… your stairs are not safe.”

I had to settle for him keeping my money. Which he said was his money. Apparently it all makes perfect sense in La La Land.

 

 

We can condemn the Collectivists (The Liberal Left), but The Right also has it’s collective. We connect with straightforward ideas which bind together even the most diverse people. It is an intellectual and spiritual collective.

Let’s face it, today The Left say: No People of Faith need apply.

Jesus as a Radical Socialist, abortion loving pretentious ass hole (like the Liberals themselves) doesn’t really fly. They might as well be Atheists. They are joined with pagans and Atheists when they vote.

Marketers for Talk Radio want to redistribute the wealth of the Right… into their pockets.

Conservative people would rather do good works than pay the government to manage all charity. But they will pool their resources, spirit, and energy, to better achieve success in helping others.

Even though there are Democrats and Independents who are Tea Party, the Tea Party is part of The Right. They are unified about shrinking government and making it and the country a better, more prosperous place… for everyone.

They were in the Avante-garde of politics and were a force to be reckoned with. And they were.

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It is now clear how the Demonrats stole the Presidential election. It’s good to have some answers finally, but it would be better to have justice. Today’s scandals date back before the election.

The rugged individuals and free thinkers from the Right must once again band together.

Our Federal Government conspired to suppress the vote and free speech rights of the Tea Party, conservatives, People of Faith, supporters of Israel, and more groups and interest who oppose the Left.

It’s time to snap out of the malaise which most conservatives and Tea Party people fell into after the surprising defeat of Mitt Romney. We should not blame him or the Republican Party. Blame Obama. Obama Lied and people died (in Benghazi).

The Demonrats stole the election by hindering the ability of people to organize. That’s something El Presidente knows about. It’s not hard to switch sides if you know the game.

As for justice…Dare to struggle, dare to win.

slow down there with your fife and drum

Posted in conservatives, liberals with tags , , on June 20, 2012 by Word-Drum

This is another report from the front in the war we call politics. I want to share my mistakes as a warning to passionate conservatives.

After countless fruitless battles with Liberals, which usually come back to hurt me, I try to avoid politics. But sometimes…Liberals Happen.

My guitar tech started going off on me about Global Warming. He could not believe that I questioned the whole premise. I moved too quickly and said: “Is it caused by Republicans?”

First I asked the more straight forward question: “So what do we do about it?” Playing along with the Collectivist Liberals and their “We” talk.

But even though I did not work for the guy, he had my guitars in his hands. So I backed off.

After all he had tried to fix my acoustic. He said it was just a cheap guitar made in China and it couldn’t be repaired. It carried the Washburn label and was a nice guitar for a few years. But it wasn’t a real Washburn. If I can ever replace it, I will buy one made in America.

So jumping to conclusions too fast, and conservative counter-culture, in the form of a joke, just freaks libs out. Unless you are in a position of power, don’t do it.

Most liberals have a Third-World mentality.

Like my neighbor who proudly proclaimed: “Both sides are thugs.”

It was the wrong tactic to tell him:

“It sounds like we’re living in the Third-World.” and “Do we need a dictator to tell us what to do?”

Let them be, there’s nothing you can say that will clear their minds. They will never listen to, or read conservatives.

If you don’t make funny faces and berate Republicans, it isn’t humor to Liberals.

I know many Tea Party Patriots are pissed. They are good and decent folks. They should have other things to think about.

Because many of them are the salt of the earth, they will fight on. What they fight for is real as opposed to the other side.

I still have not found the key that unlocks the soul of the political opposition. Though we all see that their ranks are breaking.

My Liberal Landlord said he might vote for Romney.

The poet in me sees a dark cloud rising over our blessed country.

When Barry loses, how will he react? What great plague will he bring down?

Will we return to the Detroit of my childhood – on fire along with a hundred other cities?

That’s great, a perfect time for an invasion, or an EMP attack.

Let cooler heads prevail. And why is it always the Black neighborhoods that burn?

They all have Democratic leadership.

Maybe that’s the problem for the Black Man. I know it’s a problem for all of us who are not part of the Machine.

The Liberals have had their fun, with their Super Majorities and Stalinist legislation (Obamacare). They suck, and the mess has to be cleaned up before it’s too late.

And if he wins, the chaos in the minds of Liberals will also spill into the streets. It won’t be pretty, but it might be fun for a while.

When the smoke clears, it might not be a fife a drum marching on, but the same spirit and rhythm of a free people, living in a free republic, will be there.

the tea party players: guerilla theatre

Posted in politics with tags , on October 9, 2011 by Word-Drum

 

        Zombies hate corporations but love their products…     
                                    Stupid Zombie!

Tea Party Players dressed as Zombies invade the Occupy Wall Street demonstration. They all wear ipods and carry iphones, ipads and sport ishoes. The products are all labeled with the corporation that produces them. They look like zombie race car drivers covered in endorsements.

Together they mumble-sing:

“Millionaires, Billionaires: Yum Yum Yum.”

“Chew them up like bubble gum.”

Holding their arms out they mingle in the crowd and try to get the protesters to join them in Zombie behavior.

More and more Zombies move into the crowd of demonstrators. On a signal the Zombies all shoot blood from their mouths. They rush the stage and demand to speak to the crowd. Much chaos ensues and many of the cocky little communists decide to go home and take a shower. The air clears on Wall Street as the smelly hippies lose control to the stealth Patriots who strip off their ghoulish attire and wave American flags.

revolutionary act

Posted in liberals, life, news and politics with tags on February 18, 2011 by Word-Drum

They might not realize it, but the most revolutionary act most liberals ever committed was to vote for Obama.

The more they stick to the Left’s agenda, the more tea we must dump in the harbor.

Today the Congress passed a bill to cut all funding of Planned Parenthood. Right on, and keep going Congressmen…

or for the party gather ye tea.

join the party

Posted in liberals, obama era, politics, word-drum with tags , , , on October 1, 2010 by Word-Drum


            
Word has the same response to people’s political rants:

                                   “Join The Party”

He means either the Communist Party, or the Tea Party, depending on the person.

For some folks he would offer a special price on a CPUSA membership, or a Howard Zinn Special Secret Membership. (He lost many readers for describing his own secret communist status with an artistic gamble called The Real Skinny on Word-Drum and Obama)

He challenges liberals to confront the implication of the policies they support.

For liberals in crisis (under Obama), the Tea Party might be the next step towards regaining control of their party from the Hard Left.

Since liberals like to party, drink tea, and live free just like the Tea Party, they can join the fun. It’s perfect for free-loaders since there are no dues (unlike CPUSA).

Word-Drum is a prankster. He transposed Abbie Hoffman and the Theater of the Absurd to conservative counter-culture. Does Sarah Palin call him, or Andrew Breitbart offer him a website (Big Drum)!? No, but life ain’t fair. “Fairness” isn’t fair either. It’s not American. Neither is communism. If you think it is, Join The Party!

unstoppable force

Posted in conservatives, news and politics, video with tags , on September 22, 2010 by Word-Drum

hat tip Hot Air

joke book

Posted in word-drum with tags , , , on September 20, 2010 by Word-Drum

Word-Drum News Headlines:

                              Bar Explodes Killing 2

The victims were Father Finnegan and Rabbi Rosenberg. This time a bar went into a Priest and a Rabbi.

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                              Poultry Heist

“I had to ask him why the chicken crossed the road.” said Melvin Moorehouse who witnessed the crime. “The thief offered the birds some feed and tried to lead them away from the truck. But one of them ran across the street. He told me he loved that chicken, that’s why he crossed the road. I think he loved him too hard.”

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Why did Barack and Michelle Obama cross the road?…

To get away from the White House.

Why didn’t they cross the road?

BAAAAACKKK! There was a huge Tea Party going on across from the White House.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a chicken cross the road…and go into a bar.

“Welcome Rabbi. Welcome Father.” says the bartender.

”Get out of here, Chicken. I told you to go across the street to The Colonel’s if you want a drink.”

(OK, so that answers why the chicken crossed the road…)

“What would you like, Gentlemen?”

“Whiskey all around, my friend.” says the Priest.

“We are going to a Tea Party so we will just need a small glass of bolstering spirit.”

“Was that chicken going too?” asks the bartender.

“No, he’s a Moderate. He thinks he’s smarter than us, like all Moderates. But we know he’s really just a chicken.”